The Jailhouse

[darkraven]

ok, ok my mom lives with me she's 85 now if she finds out im in jail she will make me sit with her on saturday night instead of out looking for terrorist. she's says thats just a lie for going out and looking at the young womans bodys as they pass to go to the john.

if there new i can see there eyes dating around as they aproch i say the womans room is over there! tey look shocked.

on they way back they say /hwo did you know i wanted the womans room i say im psychic my name in Gaelic means to be psychic! they always say ok prove to me tell me someing psychic!

i shut my eye's then i say OH God no one is going to do the humpty dumpty with me this year either. i still go home alone but they never forget me?