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[DUCKY]

A friendly Reminder for Thursday.




RULES OF THE ROAST:

1. It will last one hour.

2. ALL posts on this board during this hour must be a shot, an insult, a funny pic, an embarrassing story, a dig, or a joke about Matt.

3. Someone will be actively monitoring all posts during the hour and any OFF-TOPIC post will be deleted on the spot. So, no ROTFLMAO, LOL or OMG posts will be allowed. Just posts roasting poor Matt only.

4. Roasting topics include (but are not limited to) Krispy Kreme addiction, fat jokes, his lousy IHUB 2.0, his choice of Mod Squadders, how rich he's become, how unfair you think he is, his London connection or his lousy stock picks......in short, every subject is fair game, but don't say anything about his Momma!

5. Matt has agreed not to retaliate against anyone participating in this roast, so feel free to cut loose. You may never get another chance to let him know how you feel without getting thrown in IHUB Jail. So step up to the plate and take a swing!

This roast will become a regular thing on IHUB if successful. If it turns out to be an hour of just Paulie posting insults by himself, it will unfortunately be the last.

So while you still have plenty of time, Google some insults or fat jokes and post them during the Roast. If you've ever met Matt at a convention, post some personal hygiene stories about him. If you've ever had him arrested, let us know! Or just make things up!

And if you've ever been Matt's girlfriend, we'd like to know of his shortcomings.

So spread the word. Now's your chance, so don't waste it!