Oh, WOW, Poet. My first reaction was that I'd abstain, then as I read the list, it tripped so many of my triggers that I was glad we aren't using a vocal medium ... you'd have thought I changed my alias.
Now, I'm not sure what to do. It would take me months to write rational responses to that list of questions. I hope someone picks an item and we try to examine it rationally (always assuming I can stay rational on some of them.)