The Confessional

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A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him.

'Hi. My name is Carmen,' she told him.

'That's a beautiful name,' He replied, 'Is it a family name?'

'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most -- cars and men.'

'What's your name?' she asked him.

He replied, 'B. J. Titsengolf'.