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Posted by Daniel Michael on February 16, 19103 at 20:28:10:

Rush Limbaugh's military induction was coming

to p. So he had his family Doctor

look up his !



"Not me, not me," this young "Patriot" roared

"I have a medical condition that can't

be ignored."



"It makes me 4F," he cried to those who

could hear. "I have an ingrown hair

piercing my rear!"



"It's plain inconvenient to fight a war off

so far." He pled to the Doctor who

wedged his cheeks ajar.



"Of course I hate commies, their the

greatest EVIL I know, but why

can't some kid from the ghetto

take up a weapon

and go?



"I have a , a real important , spinning

45" at a radio station half owned

by my dad."



"My duties are essential, and I can't be

replaced. Those hippie draft dodgers

are an American disgrace."



"I have a future I'm unwilling to risk.

That's why I thank God for

my PILONIDAL CYST."



"There will be wars that I will endorse. I'll

lead the cheers from a microphone

when Republicans use force."



"USA USA USA USA USA USA USA"


Daniel T. Michael

2003


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