Poet's Corner

[Poet]

Oh yeah, Bob's here, droning incessantly about the newest cool thing he's rigged up for the site or (much worse, IMO) his vehicles.*

Didn't anyone tell you? Thongs are a necessity here! Of course, they're used for another purpose entirely (something involving Matt's beloved Krispy Kreme donuts) but that's not the point.

I like Placebo.

* Just kidding, Bob.