Zeev's Turnips Talk Politics (ZTTP)

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perhaps instead of foodstamps, the government should now issue an automatic weapon and 500 rounds of ammunition to each person that can prove citizenship.

Everyone would probably get very polite, as obnoxious people would be zippered right away; greeting anyone with less than a smile could be fatal. Road rage would have a different outcome. The tax base would suffer, as about 2/3rds of the population would probably be eliminated.

McCain could proclaim "murder charge free day" moratoriums on homocide investigations so everyone could take out anyone in their lives that vexes them. Ticked off at that obnoxious neocon on IHUB? well, pay him a visit and spray him with .223 bullets... problem solved!

Thank the chromosomes of jesus for the right to shoot ignorant bastards. The need for lawyers would vanish when "milita divorces" are settled with a mere squeeze of the trigger. Gangs in the cities would cancel each other out, and life would become normal again, at least after the first few years of open warfare.

I hope DC enjoys the arming of the street gangs with concealable sidearms. NICE WORK, CONSERVATIVE SUPREME COURT!