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[dispoman]

When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old man sitting on a park bench sobbing . I stopped and asked him what was wrong. He said, 'I have a 22 year old wife at home. She makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.'

I said, 'Well, then why are you crying?'

He said, 'She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon.'

I said, "Well Why are you crying?"

He said, 'For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m.'

I said, 'Well, why in the world would you be crying?'

He said, 'I can't remember where I live!'