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New Women's Drugs Aptly Named
DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours.
EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy by reminding you how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait 'til they moved out!
PEPTOBIMBO
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
DUMBEROL
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
FLIPITOR
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
MENICILLIN
Potent anti-boyotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. "
BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
JACKASSPIRIN
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat
ANTI-TALKSIDENT
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share life stories with total strangers in elevators.
NAGAMENT
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation as nagging him, without opening your mouth.
F--KITOL
When life in general just sucks....rumored taken last Wed. by Hillary Clinton after IN & NC primaries.
Regards,
Dubi
New Women's Drugs Aptly Named
DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours.
EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy by reminding you how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait 'til they moved out!
PEPTOBIMBO
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
DUMBEROL
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
FLIPITOR
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
MENICILLIN
Potent anti-boyotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. "
BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
JACKASSPIRIN
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat
ANTI-TALKSIDENT
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share life stories with total strangers in elevators.
NAGAMENT
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation as nagging him, without opening your mouth.
F--KITOL
When life in general just sucks....rumored taken last Wed. by Hillary Clinton after IN & NC primaries.
Regards,
Dubi
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