Another absurd fact is that of the 235 or so Federally elected officials who are Republican cannot point to one black person. Could it be that they don't feel comfortable being around people like RBI and you?
Although you do seem to attract more than your fair share of closet gays. I think you have two, not counting Larry Craig currently in your posse now.
William Hung is to American Idol as Sarah Palin is to the Vice Presidency