Steve, Glad I was able to get a chuckle out of you. If I think of any more, I'll post some more humor. Like the one about the hedge fund manager who said, "Well, at least we outperformed the VIX last year."
Like I said, I am not really gold savvy because I don't really understand all of the forces that drive it, but I just looked at the $XAU using my bag of tricks and I don't see anything bullish over there.
There ain''t no such thing as a free lunch-Robert Heinlein