Zeev's Turnips Talk Politics (ZTTP)

[IxCimi]

I am a highly evolved sort... ; )

I must have lots of alien chromosomes!

I have almost NO body hair.

My wife hates the fact my legs look like she wishes hers did all the time.

What hair I DO have on my legs is so fine it's nearly invisible.

But at the same time, the hair on my head is so thick my barber comments on it nearly every time.

EIther that, or results of the Mongol horde.

LOLOL!