Poet's Corner

[Poet]

This one's for you. Hehehe

Cat-person Profile Quiz

Is your devotion to your cat and "cat things" in the
training stage, at a moderate level, or extreme?
Or are you an all out shameless "cat-a-holic?"
Let's just see how you rate as a "cat person,"
shall we? See how many of these can you give
an HONEST "yes" answer to:

--Can you meow so well that you can fake out
your cats?

--Have you ever called your husband/wife by the
cat's name by mistake?

--Do you think of your cats as the "furry kids?"

--Did you ever decide to buy a house or rent an
apartment based solely on the potential spot for
the litter box?

--Do you think cat hair in your food is a good
source of protein?

--Last Christmas did you spend more money on
cat toys than you did on gifts for the kids or
grandkids?

--Are you at a loss as to how to talk to people
who don't own any cats?

--Does your wallet contain more photos of your
cats than your kids or grandkids?