The Question and Answer Board

[Bob Zumbrunnen]

Oh, as soon as I'm able to walk in a straight line, I think I could take you myself, sugar-lips. If you land a lucky one, my Mr. Miagi could finish you off in 3 seconds.

You're just ticked because you got everyone confused on your last visit with your talk of grey sheets, pink sheets, purple sheets, blue moons, and green clovers. Lissen up. In cheapie-land you've got OTCBB and you've got Other, which includes your green clovers and what have you. If we didn't have to deal with a data layer that's all screwed up by your misinformed "direction" on your previous visit, we'd have knocked this out in days. I've spent about a month of my stay dealing with the damage you caused in a week!

And how much accuracy do you want when something trades in millionths of a cent, anyway. We had to invent a new data type just to deal with your favorite stocks.

Do you think it's an accident I didn't have you sign a new contract when the old one expired?