Monarch Staffing Inc (MSTF)

[sammyboypa]

This just keeps getting better and better.... $$$$!!!!
The only problem is... I own stock in this. Sorry guys I am destined to fail apparently.
You watch, pretty soon, on the news, you'll see that the whole lot of them at MSTF went crazy due to overexposure to some old building material outlawed in the 80's that was overlooked in their office space and they robbed a McDonalds in the nude while singing "More than a Feeling" terribly off key. The whole business will go under and we will go broke.
Then, when you call MSTF to ask questions, the janitor will pick up the phone and tell you about his brand new colostomy bag and how we have nothing to complain about.

All because I bought this stock. Sorry gang. : (