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[QuasimodoJones]

Meg/Meme/8th,Re: Butter Slippage, Panties, & Calumny--

...What can I say? Nevermind the Bill Maher thing, I'm having trouble with the 45 yr. old celibate thingy.
Well that and the fact that Dennis thinks all women wear panties. Where do these bizarre ideas come from??
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These bizarre ideas blow my mind, I couldn't even begin to figure out their origins. 45 years?! How does a person even go 45 days? And why wear panties if you don't have too?

A decent respect for the opinions of others requires that I finally make response to this calumnious charge. If you bitches will retrace your steps in this thread, you'll see it was that bitch goddess MEME who accused me of "forgetting" to count her panties in my audit of her surfing attire. Until then, I'd made no such assumption.

And now, having corrected your impressions of what I think women always wear, may I just say that I'd like to wear 8th's buttery-slippery birthdaygirl-ass for a hat? A very stylish one, at that?