Poet's Corner

[Koikaze]

Oh, my goodness, I never learned to speak Klingon. I could usually glean their meaning from the context and sometimes from their intonations, but I never tried READING what they were saying!

Ok, I confess. I recognize "breasts", but I'm not sure I'd recognize ZERO breasts!!! A terrible state of affairs. Perhaps I'm abnormal, but they've been my inspiration since I was an infant. What a tragedy you imply!

Orcs are beyond me. I remember something about a killer whale with a similar name, and, I suppose, one could abbreviate "orchestra" that way, but it would be new to me.

Fu, in mixed case, is, I presume, Oriental. I've heard references to something called Kung Fu. All upper case, is generally considered, at the very least, uncouth.

I hate to bother you, Dave, but could you help out a died-in-the-wool ignoramus and translate your message.

There's a good fellow!

Fred

Oh, say! I don't suppose you'd be able to enlightment me on "grub". I've heard that referred to, also, coupled with phrases like "Come and get it, or I'll throw it away!", but without supporting clauses, it only makes me think of worms. I'm not sure what causes that link in my mind.

F