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Where is Bin Laden?


Where has he Bin?

Pentagon analysts believe they have been unable to locate Bin Laden because he has found a place to hide out in which:

1) It is easy to get in if you have money;
2) No one will recognize or remember you;
3) No one will realize you have disappeared;
4) No one keeps any records of your comings and goings; and
5) You have no obligations or responsibilities.

Pentagon analysts are still puzzled, however, as to how Bin laden found out about the Texas Air National Guard.