Re: "I just love when closed minded people get a dose of their own medicine in these jokes"
I can understand that, Alexed, and applaud it. I also understand your use of a shotgun in the hope one of those little BB's will strike a bird.
However, the rifle one of my children used on me was even more effective. I shouldn't raise the topic since I have no intention of revealing how he did it, but I can tell you it did three things: (1) It brought me up short, (2) it made me laugh at myself, and (3) it made me consider something from a different point of view. Ahhh, the blessing of a wonderful family.
(That was not a knock on the usefulness of your jokes ... he KNOWS me!)
Meanwhile, back on the boards, I see you have provided several fixes so I don't have to go cold turkey.
Thanks,
Fred