Poet's Corner

[alexed]

Nahhhhhhhhhhh,on to the joke.

A man was flying a hot air balloon and realizes that he is lost. He
reduces altitude and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon
further and shouts, "Excuse me. Can you help me? I promised a friend I
would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man below says, "Yes, you are in a hot air balloon, hovering
approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees
North latitude and between 58 and 60 degrees West longitude."

"You must be an engineer", says the balloonist. "I am", relies the man.
"How did you know?"

"Well", says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically
correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact
is I am still lost".

The man below says, "You must be a manager".

"I am", replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well", says the man below, "You don't know where you are, or where you
are going. You have made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you
expect me to solve your problem. The fact is, you are in exactly the same
position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault".