Zeev's Turnips Patch-No Politics (ZEEV)

[lee kramer]

Zeev: Ok, so I went to high school. But when one of the teachers in geography class, he with the finest of reputations as a molder of young minds, called on my with the question. "What is a mountain?" I considered answering, "A big hill what has rocks?" but instead said, "I don't have the foggiest notion." He sent me directly to see the principal, who sent me to the Guidance Counselor who said I should speak with my parents about seeking therapy. Whereupon he gave me a note to bring to my parents. I threw it away on my way home. I spent the better part of the next three years reading London, Durant, Kerouac, The Hardy Boys, Rick Brant, Wouk, Uris and others. Thank the lord [or the lordess as $2MARS might suggest] for the SAT's.