Tornado Alley (PROG)

[extelecom]

This might be a better joke:
"On Tuesday night, Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NY, flew to Florida for a "victory rally" in a state that was awarding no delegates
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Last summer, she and the other candidates pledged not to campaign in the Sunshine State. Still, Clinton held the rally, declaring victory on national television. Millions of people in the 22 states who will vote next Tuesday probably saw her, not knowing the Florida vote was moot. And in Florida, Clinton pledged to seat its delegates at the Democratic National Convention."
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http://www.alternet.org/election08/75523/