Oh Jeffy, here ya go, something to read that makes sense, and a place to go to learn the truth. Especially tune in to vs 3 in the draft:
My New Worship Song, 1st Draft Have you ever noticed that all Christian worship music only covers the warm and fuzzy aspects of Evangelical Christianity? They sing about love, grace, forgiveness, peace, joy, love and eternal bliss in Heaven. But after someone “accepts Christ”, the church sends them to special classes to learn about the other stuff. So I decided to write a little song about all the stuff that never gets sung about. It needs some work, but this is the first draft. Feel free to send me ideas to improve it.
Verse 1: You accepted Jesus as your saviour For every bad thing you did up till now But now you have to keep track of your misdeeds And confess them, while your sins you disavow
Verse 2: You may or may not make it into Heaven You just might be forgiven by his grace You may or may not need to do good works to make it in But do lots of good stuff anyway, so you’re covered just in case
Chorus: We need your tithes; We need your offerings We need your talents, time, commitment, and support And while you’re doing this, you need to pray without ceasing And stay ready for the rapture; remember time is short We need your tithes; We need your offerings We need your talents, time, commitment, and your vote And while you’re doing this, please place a sign in your yard Election time is soon; there are Republicans to promote
Verse 3: Do good to those who do bad things against you You must love those who may not treat you well Jesus said that we must love our enemies While God gets to burn all his in Hell
Chorus: We need your tithes; We need your offerings We need your talents, time, commitment, and support And while you’re doing this, you need to pray without ceasing And stay ready for the rapture; remember time is short We need your tithes; We need your offerings We need your talents, time, commitment, and your vote And while you’re doing this, please place a sign in your yard Election time is soon; there are Republicans to promote
Go here and let your heart grow kinder than your doctrine: