Under your definition of plausible anyone's explanation for anything is valid as long as they say - here's where the miracle happened. Anything that can't be explained can be god's will.
Just because you don't believe in science does not mean your argument has merit. By any stretch of the imagination your reasoning is flawed and cannot withstand reason or logic because it lacks both.
William Hung is to American Idol as Sarah Palin is to the Vice Presidency