BOTTOM BU$$TERS

[john wayne]

Yeah I know, thanks Bum. And what makes it really bad is that I already knew what she wanted. I had been getting her little miniature pieces to a nativity scene for the last few years, so I knew what to get her this year.

I tell you it was a slam dunk Bum, an easy two points. I only have to shop for my wife (she gets all the presents for my family and in-laws)so I could have had all my Christmas shopping done in two minutes, and had the gal at the store wrap it for me cause I don't know hot to wrap a present either. Perfect set up.

But what did I do to mess it up?? Forgot to get the dang present! God she was just stunned. And I was speechless.
Oh well, I guess you get married so that you don't get in too much trouble after a mess up like this.