BOTTOM BU$$TERS

[john wayne]

Boy oh boy did I mess up this time fellas. Due to our travel schedule we opened presents tonight. Well I forgot to get my wife a present. She was the only one not to have a present under the tree. Man did I feel awful about it. To make matters worse she got me a bunch of good movies and some other things.

So I have to rush out tomorrow before we leave town and get her present.

To any guys out there that haven't gotten there wife a present, let this post serve as a reminder.