It's quite clear that the coorect solution lies with the need for an acute earectomy; which will allow the removal of either your, or your secret admirer's, head - subsequently solving your personal effluent occlusion.
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I could not find a definition in any dictionary.
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Again, no definition available.
I still believe you to be an idiot and a shill.
Remember:
It's better to let people believe you to be an idiot, than to post and leave no doubt.