The Jailhouse

[Poet]

Good morning Vinny,

Now this is funny: I could've sworn you had succumbed to MY charms.

I'd be happy to give you a banana pie recipe. Banana cream? You're not going to use it to 'pie' anybody, are you?

BTW, X is a very good friend of mine, a great mind and a very loving person, so be nice to me about her, please.