~*~ Jerusalem ~*~

[midastouch017]

Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the
local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One
leaned over and said, "Life is so damned boring. We never
have any fun anymore. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off
and streak through that stupid flower show!"

"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00
bill. As fast as she could, the first little old lady
fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked,
streaked through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion
inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The naked lady
burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.

"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.

"I won first prize as Best Dried Arrangement