You better be in my office early in the morning. I'm gonna slap the hell out of you over read_msg. That's the most inefficient piece of ASP garbage I've ever seen written.
tempvar='bi6ghyatch!' @ 5,5 say subs(tempvar,1,2)+subs(tempvar,6)
Oh and don't even think of sitting in the leather chair. Sit your ass down in the fold-up metal chair.