Cowboys and Cowgirls

[BullNBear52]

An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his
whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and
asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life
on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I
guess I am." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about
women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I
shower, I think about women. As I watch TV, or even eat, I think about
women. Everything seems to make me think about women." The two sat sipping
in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on the other side of the old
cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I
was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."