Cowboys and Cowgirls

[Paulie Cashews]

I wish the rest of this country shared your appreciation of looking good.
I suggest you go to the "Food-Court", down by the Sears Mall and stare at the unending, Noah's Ark "off-ramp of ugly", parading-by with stealth-bomber-sized slices of Sbarro Pizza dripping out of their 3-toothed pie-holes.