Cowboys and Cowgirls

[Paulie Cashews]

hasher, what a co-inky-dink. I'm a founding member of the Heywood Jablowme Hash, in New York City.
We drink jello-shots of Jagermeister, followed by chugging 40oz. Pilsner Urquells--------while we're tea-bagging our scrotal-sacs into buckets of liquid-nitrogen at -100 degrees.

Our next hash will be next month in Vegas. If you’ve ever been to Vegas, then you’re already aware that six Vegas days are the equivalent of six months in any sane place, and will remove ten times that amount off the end of your life -- and twice as much from your wallet.