James Monroe Capital Corp (JMON)

[Alyssa]

Well, I'm glad you're on the case, Barney! Yes, I have my ONYI spinoff shares...they're identified only as a number in my brokerage account. When I bought into JMCP, I looked at it as a long-term hold because at $.0001, the price sure seemed right, and Moffitt and McGovern seemed sincere and energetic and they did bring God and James Monroe and the American flag into it, but then, it was about big plans in Costa Rica! So, things have moved from beautiful ocean-front resorts to oil sludge in Russia (lol).

So far, yes, the company hasn't disappeared, I've got my free shares in ONYI, and my JMCP is up 100% (at least for one day!).