The Question and Answer Board

[Susie924]

Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From Technical Support

10. "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"
09. "That's right, not even McGyver could fix it."

08. "So -- what are you wearing?"

07. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"

06. "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap'n."

05. "Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

04. "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."

03. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

02. "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"

01. "Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney."