Tate looks like you are having problems with the Kris Kringle thing. So I offer you a counter proposal. You have 18 people identified in the IBOX. We all nominate a charity of our choice and you throw the names in a hat. Let one of your daughters draw the winning name and we all mail a check to that charity for say $10 from "Room 202 at IHUB".
Sort of like doing a good deed for all.
For those who understand no explanation is needed, ...For those who don't none will.