Good one. And rounding out, or adding to the education:
TITLE:
Sir Winston Churchill
QUOTE:
"Viscountess Astor: If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee.
Churchill: If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
Sir Winston Churchill 1874 - 1965
As I recall, someone once mentioned "dating a stock" :)
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four; calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
Abraham Lincoln
