Schlotzkys Shell (fka BUNZQ)

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And even if it is a scam, if its like turning out Big l ron HUBbard BHUB from a $20k duuuurty shell into a $10m "cumpany" fo 70 timez tha munny, who wouldn't want to... "play along".

And now for my best OJ impression...

The title of this post is "If I Did It":

Now what elementz would you need to run a BIGGG scam on IHub, a 10-100 bagger... a 300k bandwidth-bustin daily-reader????

FIRST, a good story for starters, like a "shell hijacking" or "reverse merger", well those 2 are PROVEN MUNNY MAKERZ on IHUB, like ova at BHUB and LSMJ... so why not combine them into 1, plus ADD THA "Q"-laid flavoring that everybuddy been thirstin fo too.. Like here at BUNZ"Q"...

And just who would have tha ballz 2 pull sumthin like this off- sumone with tha contacts and experience...(http://www.slatkinfraud.com)
... sumone able to "game tha system" and manipulate transfer agents and such? How about summ L Ron Pyramid mlm'erz for exxxxample??? Would SPARROW or sumbuddy have tha balls to show up at tha transfer agent with 51% of tha BUNZQ certs and name themselves Director, then of course to MAXXXXIMIZE tha profitz they would have to go ahead and do a reverse merger too, wouldn't they(well first wait til shorts loaded in afta tha form 13 pumped tha stock up to $5)... then start a HUGE short squeeze on the Reverse Merger announcement to $20. Kind of like tha Baghdad bombers hitting once, then when everybuddy cummz to see what happened, hitt again...

SECOND, to start tha play off you would need to infiltrate the messageboards where tha penny stock buyerz hang out(IHub), and pass the "inside information" on to a credible source, the "patsy"... someone who you have contacted before:
http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=18359938
But tha "patsy" would have to be sumone who everybuddy would LEAST exxxxpect to runn a skamm, like tha biggest basher of they previous skamm maybe??:
http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=18651833

THIRD, you would need to make a deal with tha "Patsy" to gitt him to keep pumping until tha play wuz over, a "carrot"... sumthin like, "you keep pumpin this stock, and we gonna give u summ of tha new shares we printin fo tha IPO that you can dumpp on tha "reverse merger" announcement...

Yeah, that about summz it up... "If I Did It!!"
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