I called my broker a douchebag once,...it seemed to hurt his feelings and I felt bad, so to make amends I asked if I could buy him a drink. When we got to the lounge the waitress asked him what he wanted to drink and he said "vinegar and water". End of story.
There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn't true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true. **Soren kierkegaard