Middle School Playground

[gotmilk]

Now if that spaceship landed or hovered above Earth here,
based on my inner secret desire to escape reality,
plus never beeen lucky enough to acquire that station wagon
attached to a house with wife, kids and dog,
and never helped create any kids by accident,
and being over age 55,
if that spaceship hovered above me,
i would scream & shout
"TAKE ME"
"But please put me in a room with a window view."
"Susie can have my Teddy Bear i won at carnival 48 years ago."
"Sheriff Matt can have all the food in my frig."
"BobZ can have all my cars, and the soon to get Mini Cooper S."
"Churak can have my soon Honda Element since Susie thinks it ugly."
"Everyone else can have everything else."

D:oug