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Hey guys, heres something to make you laugh.....have a great weekend...
By: ddfridd_007
27 Nov 2003, 10:27 PM EST
Msg. 5263 of 5273
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Heard on Thanksgiving day..LOL..


1. "Wow, that's one terrific spread!"

2. "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

3. "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

4. "Talk about a huge breast."

5. "It's Cool Whip time."

6. "Let's use the dining room today".

7. "Are you ready for seconds yet?"

8. "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

9. "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

10. "Don't play with your meat."

11. "Just spread the legs open and stuff it in."

12. "I didn't expect everyone to come at once."

13. "You still have a little bit on your chin."

14. "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."

15. "How long will it take after you stick it in?"

16. "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

17. "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that."

18. "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

19. "Just lay back and take it easy ... I'll do the rest".

20. "How long do I beat it before it's ready?"