Middle School Playground

[Cytotekk]

Phil, first of all, Romulan ale always helps.

Second of all, you are an Embassador to the United Federation of the Earth when you talk to Doug. Don't know where he is from but, we need to be nice to visitors as long as they are not lethal.

The Men in Black are probably after him so he will be gone soon but, IN THE MEANTIME, we have to try to communicate with him as little and as best we can. The translator really helps but, we can wing it. Just punt!

Go Earth, and Go Blue.