Tornado Alley (PROG)

[louieforpar]

Early in the night, the ghost of FDR appears. When Trump asks him how he can make America great again, FDR replies: "Think only of the people; do not make laws based on hatred, bigotry, or with thoughts of lining your own pockets. Trump's face sours, and he yells, "FAKE NEWS!" A few hours later, he is awakened by George Washington's ghost. Trump asks, "How can I make America great again?" Washington replies, "I would suggest you never tell a lie."This infuriates Trump. Around three in the morning, he is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Again, Trump asks, "How can I make America great again?'Lincoln responds: "Go to the theatre."