Monday, February 09, 2026 2:40:07 PM
LOL! AMFE/FUNN tried this same pump spiel as a ghost kitchen for Mr. Burger a few years ago. Lasted a few months and sold a few Mr Burger burgers at a huge LOSS then quietly quit. The pool hall wannabe mobsters are several years too late in pitching the ghost kitchen ruse in pennystock pump PRs. Next scheme will be pitching pool hall brand energy drinks, beef jerky, and alkaline bottled water.
Sal, Vinnie, and Guido are using the old edition of The Pennyscammers' Playbook (2nd Ed.) from 2020. They need to buy the 2026 edition to learn the current pennyscam PR schemes that work today. Ghost kitchen stories are passe in Pennyscamland today; they are like VHS videotapes - play doubt.
Mebbe they could try an AI or rare earths story. Or uranium mining/nuclear power narrative. Something more current than ghost kitchens.
How about nuclear-powered, AI-guided, Praseodymium (Pr)/Scandium (Sc)-doped pool cues? Or Samarium (Sm)-doped blue cue chalk? Solar-powered billiard balls that light up when CONtacted?
Could work. Pennyscamland pennyloservestors are the dumbest of the dumb. They'll bite down hard on any nonsensical worm on DaHook. Heck, I know one turd still holding absolutely worthless YIPI shares. DaPoolHallGang ought to be able to skin at least some of these bottom-of-the-barrel pennysuckers ~OUTTa their beer munny with a better pump story. They could recycle the TLPS story from YIPI - that's been dead long enuff for the pennyloservestor herd of braindead sheep to have forgotten about it by now. Recycle. Reuse. Renew.
Patrick Jensen - nutter former CEO of ACCR - still holding DaBagg of millions of garbage shares of this scamturd ticker
Claims to have a rusty 2010 BMW; lives in a shitbox apartment across from a Walmart. Holds ACCR common crap stock as his nestegg. Hey kidds, fund yer retirement with ACCR shares and Social Security disability income - you too can wind up like this.
Sal, Vinnie, and Guido are using the old edition of The Pennyscammers' Playbook (2nd Ed.) from 2020. They need to buy the 2026 edition to learn the current pennyscam PR schemes that work today. Ghost kitchen stories are passe in Pennyscamland today; they are like VHS videotapes - play doubt.
Mebbe they could try an AI or rare earths story. Or uranium mining/nuclear power narrative. Something more current than ghost kitchens.
How about nuclear-powered, AI-guided, Praseodymium (Pr)/Scandium (Sc)-doped pool cues? Or Samarium (Sm)-doped blue cue chalk? Solar-powered billiard balls that light up when CONtacted?
Could work. Pennyscamland pennyloservestors are the dumbest of the dumb. They'll bite down hard on any nonsensical worm on DaHook. Heck, I know one turd still holding absolutely worthless YIPI shares. DaPoolHallGang ought to be able to skin at least some of these bottom-of-the-barrel pennysuckers ~OUTTa their beer munny with a better pump story. They could recycle the TLPS story from YIPI - that's been dead long enuff for the pennyloservestor herd of braindead sheep to have forgotten about it by now. Recycle. Reuse. Renew.
Patrick Jensen - nutter former CEO of ACCR - still holding DaBagg of millions of garbage shares of this scamturd ticker
Claims to have a rusty 2010 BMW; lives in a shitbox apartment across from a Walmart. Holds ACCR common crap stock as his nestegg. Hey kidds, fund yer retirement with ACCR shares and Social Security disability income - you too can wind up like this.
