Friday, January 16, 2026 11:52:39 AM
This is huge news!
KK was spotted looking up into space after smoking a lot of weed and saw a huge potential flying around so he found some investors and gave their money to some nice Somali people in charge of selling comets, asteroids and old Russian satellites.
We're all gonna be rich! Go GERS! Go KK! Go fuck myself! Yay!
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