Being raised Presbyterian, I take exception to that, and my mother's Catholic upbringing would get you slap across the face, but then you are not about actually believing in anything except trump.
Now my first girlfriend's Lutheran upbringing was different, along with my college girlfriend whose family celebrated Shinto. Of course, my two longest and dearest friends were Jewish, and I doubt you ever went to a Synagogue.
I did enjoy the Trinity Church in New York City when I passed each time I was in the city, but then you would not even understand the oldest Church in America or the religion that church represented, Episcopal/ You keep claiming God, but then elude the conversation all of the time.
I have attended a few Southern Baptist Sundays thanks to my children making friends with all kinds of people when they were growing up.
But you never even mention anything with substance, you never do. Even worse I have failed all of the religions that currently exist in the world, and even worse even have forgotten the many churches I have had the privilege to walk into in my travels. But we have already discussed your limited travel in the world.
I even failed to mention that French Church in Quebec back in my much younger days, but then life has been quite long, and my travels are just memories.