Unfortunately, IHUB sent me the Grandfather Christmas Package which consists of two dozen Puddin' Pops, a carton of unfiltered Luckies, and a pint of MadDog 2020, Citrus Jubilee flavor.
These freeloading, non-paying deadbeats are ecstatic. From their reaction you would think George Clooney walked out on stage engulfed in flames with some sort of cupcake-firing bazooka.