Tornado Alley (PROG)

[blackhawks]

Who will have a very short half-life among intelligent voters what with his ahistorical take on the 'negotiated ends' of wars that WERE unconditional surrenders and, of course, his nonsense about pet eating's in OH.

Four Cats Dead in Ohio

(parody of Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young’s “Ohio”)

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Tin-foil tales in the air,
He’s on camera, pointing everywhere.
Truth is gone, but the show must go,
Four cats dead in Ohio.

Chorus:
Gotta laugh at what he said,
Make-believe to stoke up dread.
Fear and nonsense on the go,
Four cats dead in Ohio.

Politicians love a scare,
Invent monsters out of thin air.
Neighbors roll their eyes, they know—
Four cats dead in Ohio.

Chorus repeat:
Gotta laugh at what he said,
Can’t believe the yarn he spread.
Pet conspiracies on the go,
Four cats dead in Ohio.

Bridge (slower, dramatic):
Why? Why? Why?
Tell me, J.D., why?
Cats aren’t dinner, dogs don’t fry,
But the rumor just won’t die…

Sirens blaring on TV,
Clickbait cooked for all to see.
Spin it louder, make it grow,
Four cats dead in Ohio.

Final Chorus (repeat, fading):
Gotta laugh at what he said,
Scaring folks with lies instead.
Fear and nonsense on the go,
Four cats dead in Ohio…
Four cats dead in Ohio…
Four cats dead in Ohio…

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