Tornado Alley (PROG)

[newmedman]

Jus' sayin'. If that kid had any sports skills, he'd have been paraded around in LaCrosse gear for the last 10 years.

My mama put her foot down when someone tried to get me to play football outside of the sandlot. I wasn't some dweeb though. I played lots of sports outside of football and to be honest, I think she spared me. I was not a big kid but I was sneaky and fast.

I caught my lunch enough times on the rink, so I don't even know what it would have been like to be blindsided in a football game and glad I never found out.

This noodle is damaged enough.

anyway, If that dipshit could even make two free throws in a row, he'd have been the captain of his private school basketball team.

MAGA is all going to shit when he comes out of the closet.