FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEFBEC Worldwide, Inc. Announces Absolutely Nothing… Again
Wyoming/Florida/Vietnam — In a move that will shock no one, FBEC Worldwide, Inc. (OTC: $0.0001) is proud to announce that its long-awaited Reverse Takeover (RTO) with Hahalolo remains… completely unfinished.
CEO (or possibly “guy who once stood near the CEO”) James Dang stated:
“We are committed to our timeline, which is still somewhere between ‘eventually’ and ‘never.’ This is a very strategic phase we call waiting for literally anything to happen.”
Chief Name-Drop Officer Dr. Oliver Massman added:
“As a fluent speaker of multiple languages, I can assure you in every one of them that we are doing absolutely nothing tangible at this time.”
The company also revealed that a “buddy” of an unnamed investor purchased one million shares last week, instantly boosting market confidence from “zero” to “still zero.”
FBEC clarified that its current market cap is “irrelevant” because the actual operational business has yet to be injected into the Wyoming shell — a process which has been in progress since approximately the Mesozoic era.
Forward-Looking Statements:This press release contains forward-looking statements such as “we’re going to Nasdaq,” “the RTO is almost complete,” and “my buddy bought shares.” Actual results may vary significantly and are likely to result in nothing.
For more information, please contact:Investor Relations DepartmentFBEC Worldwide, Inc.1-800-JUST-WAIT
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